It's a lion, OK? Get it now? Okay, it's awful, let's move on:
Progress! My second pattern. It almost looks like a cupcake, with the ruffle at the bottom of the shirt. Hmm, that gives me an interesting idea. If it comes out to anything I'll post a picture! She doesn't have a face or hair, and the limbs aren't even. The color change between the neck and shirt didn't go so well either. But it's a lot better than the lion!